If I had a third eyeball....

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BoredBloke replied

17 April 2013, 09:05
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

My poor puss had an ulcerated eyeball, and had regular scrapings at the vet. It never seemed to bother him much.

My son had a calcium build up on his eyeballs and needed to have them scraped. He said that the pain was incredible
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Doggy Styles replied

17 April 2013, 07:37
I had a Scottish friend when I was at school and he wanted a spare eyeball on the end of his finger. He said it was for peeping through keyholes.
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Gibbon replied

17 April 2013, 06:12
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

My poor pussy had an ulcer, and had regular scrapings at the vet. It never seemed to bother her much.
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mudskipper replied

17 April 2013, 05:15
My poor puss had an ulcerated eyeball, and had regular scrapings at the vet. It never seemed to bother him much.
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KentPhilip replied

16 April 2013, 23:13
Don't forget to perform required maintenance on it:

Ever fancied getting your EYEBALL shaved? A visit to the barber... Chinese-style | Mail Online

(actually this is a pretty yucky link, surprisingly for the Wail)
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EternalOptimist replied

16 April 2013, 22:34
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Presumably (and I'm of a similar age) this would now be to check the level of shine on one's shoes.....

<cough>
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TestMangler replied

16 April 2013, 22:34
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If I had a third eyeball, it would be a difficult decision where to stick it

When I was a youngster..no doubt.. I would want that extra eyeball on the end of me kn0b
In my twenties .. on the back of me head, looking out for the sergeant major
Thirties ... in me pocket, looking for a spare quid for a pint
forties ... at the agents...seeing what the bastids are up to
fifties ...at the bank..seeing what THOSE bastids are up to
nowadays.....no doubt.. I would want that extra eyeball on the end of me kn0b

Presumably (and I'm of a similar age) this would now be to check the level of shine on one's shoes.....
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AtW replied

16 April 2013, 22:32
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If I had a third eyeball, it would be a difficult decision where to stick it
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EternalOptimist started a topic If I had a third eyeball....

16 April 2013, 22:31
If I had a third eyeball....

If I had a third eyeball, it would be a difficult decision where to stick it

When I was a youngster..no doubt.. I would want that extra eyeball on the end of me kn0b
In my twenties .. on the back of me head, looking out for the sergeant major
Thirties ... in me pocket, looking for a spare quid for a pint
forties ... at the agents...seeing what the bastids are up to
fifties ...at the bank..seeing what THOSE bastids are up to
nowadays.....no doubt.. I would want that extra eyeball on the end of me kn0b
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