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Previously on "Why are bums sexy ?"

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  • formant
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    Why are bums sexy ?

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ah, that kind of bird. I can think of some uses, but all are nsfw.
    Not if you're WFH...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh.

    so, what are birds bums good for ?



    Somehwere to stick the cigar after pleasuring her...

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh.

    so, what are birds bums good for ?



    patting whilst saying "Make a brew luv, there's a good lass"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Are you sure? My wife has never done that and I am pretty glad about it!
    Ah, that kind of bird. I can think of some uses, but all are nsfw.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    tulipting on freshly polished cars from a great height.
    Are you sure? My wife has never done that and I am pretty glad about it!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh.

    so, what are birds bums good for ?



    tulipting on freshly polished cars from a great height.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    The shape of a man's bum is a good predictor of the strength of his gluteus muscles and therefore his ability to run fast and carry heavy objects, so if you have a muscular bum you're likely to be good at hunting animals and carrying them home for dinner.
    oh.

    so, what are birds bums good for ?



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  • MarillionFan
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    I've never found tramps remotely attractive.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my missus reckons I have a sexy bum.

    I can understand why blokes think birds bums are sexy, like emma Peel or Olivia Newton John,

    but blokes bums ??





    The shape of a man's bum is a good predictor of the strength of his gluteus muscles and therefore his ability to run fast and carry heavy objects, so if you have a muscular bum you're likely to be good at hunting animals and carrying them home for dinner.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Why are bums sexy ?

    Why are bums sexy ?

    my missus reckons I have a sexy bum.

    I can understand why blokes think birds bums are sexy, like emma Peel or Olivia Newton John,

    but blokes bums ??





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