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Previously on "Who reported the trains for kidnapping?"
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You claim to go to the gym, and one might ask you the same question...
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"What is it you don't understand?"
That for a man who rides a bike, how is it that your so fat?
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I was once kidnapped by an idiot from some garage's vehicle recovery service.
When the car was on the trailor and we started moving off, he announced that he'd forgotten his credit card machine, so instead of taking me the five miles home and accepting a cheque, he offered to take me to a bank ATM and accept cash.
Unsurprisingly I said no, so he drove me and my car 20 miles in the opposite direction to his garage to pay by credit card. I had no mobile then, and he wouldn't let me use his to tell the missus I'd be late.
Afterwards I made sure he lost his job, and his garage was taken off the list of approved subcontractors by the recovery service I use. That's what happens if you are a stupid c***.
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Can't remember if I mentioned it here, but once I took a train from Oxford to Folkstone, which meant taking the underground from Paddington to Waterloo. I realised I'd missed my connecting train whilst on the tube, so had lots of time to kill, so decided to get out at Embankment and walk along the river a bit, only the bastards wouldn't let me out. They said "your ticket only entitles you to go to Waterloo" . I wasn't trying to go anywhere else, I'd just decided not to use part of the service I'd paid for, but they wouldn't let me.
I did think about calling the police and telling them I'd been kidnapped. I didn't though, as I didn't want to be delayed further (and I was in no mood to get laughed at). I wish I'd followed it up afterwards as it can't be legal to detain somebody in those circumstances.
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Originally posted by MarillionFanThreaded. WTF are you going on about?????????????
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Who reported the trains for kidnapping?
So which of you was it? Just reading the papers and it says a "Consultant" has reported the train company DSB to the Police for kidnapping after the train failed to stop at Roskilde and took him and about 50 others to Glamsø.Tags: None
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