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Previously on "Do not question the government"

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Don't gwumble Bwian

    Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best...

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

    If life seems jolly rotten
    There's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you're feeling in the dumps
    Don't be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

    For life is quite absurd
    And death's the final word

    You must always face the curtain with a bow.
    Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

    So always look on the bright side of death
    Just before you draw your terminal breath

    Life's a piece of tulip
    When you look at it
    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
    You'll see it's all a show
    Keep 'em laughing as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

    And always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the right side of life...
    (Come on guys, cheer up!)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
    (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
    What have you lost? Nothing!)
    Always look on the right side of life...

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  • VectraMan
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    Think of it not as occupying Afghanastan and Iraq. Think of it as surrounding Iran on both sides.

    Looking on the bright side, North Korea may yet spark World War III, and none of this will matter much.

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  • threaded
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    Code:
    George: You know, that's the thing I don't really understand about you, Cap.
    	You're a professional soldier, and yet, sometimes you sound as though
    	you bally well haven't enjoyed soldiering at all.
     
    Edmund: Well, you see, George, I did like it, back in the old days when the
            prerequisite of a British campaign was that the enemy should under
            no circumstances carry guns -- even spears made us think twice. The
    	kind of people we liked to fight were two feet tall and armed with
    	dry grass.
     
    George: Now, come off it, sir -- what about Mboto Gorge, for heaven's sake?
     
    Edmund: Yes, that was a bit of a nasty one -- ten thousand Watusi warriors
            armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle,
            instead of taking prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad. No, 
            when I joined up, I never imagined anything as awful as this war.
            I'd had fifteen years of military experience, perfecting the art of
            ordering a pink gin and saying "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in 
            Swahili, and then suddenly four-and-a-half million heavily armed
    	Germans hoved into view. That was a shock, I can tell you.

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  • NickIT
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    Afghanistan is not Iraq.

    I have not issues with us wiping out the Taliban.

    If we really wanted to deal with Islamic terror groups we would be looking at Riyadh.

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  • Mailman
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    Originally posted by John Galt
    "The 19-year-old paratrooper from South Shields, Tyne and Wear was killed on Wednesday when his foot patrol was ambushed in the town of Sangin. He would have celebrated his 20th birthday this weekend.

    His father Daniel said: "We fully support the British Army in Afghanistan whilst in no way supporting or condoning a Government policy which has placed our young men and women in such dreadful danger."

    Well said that man

    Really don't see why we can't keep our noses out quite honestly
    What did he expect when his son joined the ******* army? That they would be boy scouts on the weekend and the most dangerous thing they would do would be to handle a tin opener?

    Sorry...but people like this are ******* deluding themselves if they believe their children wont get in harms way if they join the armed forces

    Mailman

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Really don't see why we can't keep our noses out quite honestly

    We are protecting the freedom of hard working poppy farmers from attacks form the Taliban, whom if they had their way would cut off our supplys of poppies thus depriving our servicemen of their poppies for rememberance day.

    Fades to Land of Hemp and Heroin ...


    Midnight in Soho 2006

    Fixing in doorways, opium slaves
    Poppies for young men, such bitter trade
    All of those young lives betrayed
    All for a Children's Crusade



    Young men, soldiers, Nineteen Fourteen
    Marching through countries they'd never seen
    Virgins with rifles, a game of charades
    All for a Children's Crusade

    Pawns in the game are not victims of chance
    Strewn on the fields of Belgium and France
    Poppies for young men, death's bitter trade
    All of those young lives betrayed

    The children of England would never be slaves
    They're trapped on the wire and dying in waves
    The flower of England face down in the mud
    And stained in the blood of a whole generation

    Corpulent generals safe behind lines
    History's lessons drowned in red wine
    Poppies for young men, death's bitter trade
    All of those young lives betrayed
    All for a Children's Crusade

    The children of England would never be slaves
    They're trapped on the wire and dying in waves
    The flower of England face down in the mud
    And stained in the blood of a whole generation

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  • John Galt
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    "The 19-year-old paratrooper from South Shields, Tyne and Wear was killed on Wednesday when his foot patrol was ambushed in the town of Sangin. He would have celebrated his 20th birthday this weekend.

    His father Daniel said: "We fully support the British Army in Afghanistan whilst in no way supporting or condoning a Government policy which has placed our young men and women in such dreadful danger."

    Well said that man

    Really don't see why we can't keep our noses out quite honestly

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  • Phoenix
    replied
    Sounds like a queue for.........

    "When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier."

    Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you've chewing an life's gristle Don't grumble give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life If life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you've feeling in the dumps don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing And always look on the bright side of life Come on always look on the bright side of life For life is quite absurd and death's the final word you must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of tulip when you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true You'll see it's all a show keep'em laughing as you go just remember that the last laugh is on you And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the right side of life (Come on guys, cheer up) Always look on the right side of life Always look on the right side of life ....

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by dang65
    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.


    This is the fourth Anglo-Afghan War. We must be due a win this time mustn't we?
    Did we get knocked out on penalties?

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  • Mailman
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    Originally posted by dang65
    This is the fourth Anglo-Afghan War. We must be due a win this time mustn't we?
    The anti-war/anything to do with america goons will do their upmost to ensure its four losses from four attempts.

    Mailman

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  • dang65
    replied
    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.


    This is the fourth Anglo-Afghan War. We must be due a win this time mustn't we?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    replied
    were all going on an Afghan Holiday
    No more work for a year or two ..

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  • hattra
    replied
    Cue several verses of "Tomorrow belongs to me"

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    I dont know why British Troops are still in Afghanistan but I support it nevertheless.

    Because I know whats good for me.
    I don't care where the Troops go for there Holidays!!

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    replied
    I dont know why British Troops are still in Afghanistan but I support it nevertheless.

    I think they might be protecting the poppy farmers from the Bin Laden, but Im not sure.

    Because I know whats good for me.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 7 July 2006, 12:56.

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