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  • EternalOptimist
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    oh no

    this is horrible.

    I got lamb chops starters. because I was so starvin - i got lamb chops starters.


    I just tried to eat the first one- it was like trying to eat shergars saddle.

    spat it out.
    second - spat it out
    last one - forced a gob full down.


    now i am going for the main - chille chille chicken.


    might be dog food for me tonight


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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic my @rse is snapping at my seat

    my @rse is snapping at my seat

    I'm starvin.

    today i have had

    1 liquourice toffee
    2 bits of toffee popcorn


    then the phone went with a support problem.
    then the missus went to work
    then she came back, ate a bowl of me popcorn and fell asleep
    then she woke up and ordered me curry

    and now me @rse is biting everything that comes near.


    grr. snap

    snap

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