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Chirac: "ahhhhhhh.....and I just had the suit dry cleaned".
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Woman on right, eyeing up Tony.
"I can't believe he's still got a semi after last night. I can't wait for that throbbing manhood up my back passage again tonight".
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TB: Any spare change ?
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...hey Jaque are you sure that Camembert is not past its sell by date.
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...Jaque I really think you ought to eat less garlic.
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Anyone ever seen scanners (Old eighties movie)
I reckon TB's head is about to explode any minute now, JC's powers of mind control are just too powerful
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Blair: When I told him to click on My Briefcase I meant ...
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JC : Have you ever been on this bulletin board on www.contractoruk.co.uk
TB : yeah go on it all the time they are a funny bunch aren't they
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JC: "Press any key to continue. Hmmm, Tony, where iz ze any key?"
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TB: I really do wish he would get rid of that "Blair is a w*nker" screen saver
JC:I think we need to upgrade that screen saver to "Blair is a ****"
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poooh .....silent but deadly
wuz that you Jaque?
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Woman on the right thinking: Wow that is a prime minister!
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Thanks Jaque for the coffee, it was nice of you...
....tasted a bit funny though.
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I wonder if that's where they hid the picture of the fallen madonna with the big boobies!
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Blair : "I'm so sorry, Headmaster. I promise it'll never happen again. Look ! I've even bought you a cup of your favourite tea !"
Chirac : "Zut alors, moi petit chien.It is, 'ow you say, too late for snivelling, Roast Beef. Go to ze room and I and the assistant headmaster, Schroder, will be along to adminster ze punishment. Don't forget ze KY."
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