This will make Mordac's day...

[MarillionFan]

This posting is crap and the poster likes little boys(so ive been told by other posters- but I would never believe this. Well I would but until the court case I couldnt possibly comment.... Well I could but I might get sued ).

All Ruskies are iffy anyway.

[AtW]

Can't say it's made my day to find his mum has cancer (assuming it's not a ruse to gain the sympathy of the judge).

I certainly did not intend that to be anyone's day, I think that low life is probably using it as excuse - if true then its very low.

[Mordac]

Alright alright, I'll give you a good reference. It'll cost you though, I'm really not comfortable about lying.

[MarillionFan]

Its not the bad ones Ive got a problem with. Its the good ones!!!!

[Mordac]

Ive only been fired once this year. I had to give good as well as bad references Mordy - so I gave JK and KM!!!!!

Just realised who you're on about - where are you getting your good refs from then?

[Mordac]

I'll give you a bad reference if you need one. Consider it a favour.

[MarillionFan]

Ive only been fired once this year. I had to give good as well as bad references Mordy - so I gave JK and KM!!!!!

[Mordac]

Ive applied for the Apprentice this time.

Just so it doesn't come as a total surprise when you hear it for real:

"Fat-Boy, you're a lightweight. You're fired."

[Harrysp]

Is it just me or did he not drink during the show, claiming to be a practicing muslim??

[MarillionFan]

Ive applied for the Apprentice this time. So heres hoping a classy Marillion loving, beer guzzling, tat selling entrepenuer gets chosen!!!!

[Mordac]

Can't say it's made my day to find his mum has cancer (assuming it's not a ruse to gain the sympathy of the judge). Or that it's one rule for snivellling little arse-wipe "celebrities" and another rule for the rest of us.
Picturing the bastard in Alcoholics Anonymous, on the other hand, has made my day.

[NickIT]

My god. The bloke was so weak in the show. Not surprised he hit the bottle when he realised that half the nation thought he was a total plonker.

Of course his mum getting cancer is tragic and has no bearing on the fact that Syed needs a severe slap round the ears.

[AtW]

Apprentice made me drink

By ANTONELLA LAZZERI

COCKY Apprentice contestant Syed Ahmed escaped jail yesterday — after being caught drink-driving for the FOURTH time.

The 31-year-old blamed his troubles on the BBC2 reality show.

He told District Judge Jackie Comyns the pressures of filming the hit series — where the winner gets a £100,000-a-year job with tycoon Sir Alan Sugar — had left him depressed.

He also said he struggled to cope after discovering his mother had cancer.

But he bragged to the judge at Thames Magistrates’ Court, South London: “I worked very hard. I started in McDonald’s and now I have my own business.”

He gestured around the court and added: “I don’t belong here.”

At one point Ahmed interrupted the court to try to speak to his solicitor.

Mrs Comyns angrily told him: “Please keep quiet. I’m not having a conversation across the court.”

Ahmed, of Bethnal Green, East London, was already banned from driving when he was caught three times the limit after a party.

Yesterday he pleaded guilty to driving while disqualified and failing to give a specimen. He got a suspended jail term and £500 fine.

Mrs Comyns told him he would normally have gone to prison.

She said: “You clearly have a drink problem. You will have to attend alcoholic counselling.”

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