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Diet and exercise, it's the only way. Do it seriously for a bit then diet during the week and eat what you like at weekends. Works for me.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostDuh! We know that.
Food is not the problem. It's the gallons of beer and wine
Talking of which, early doors at my local
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Jeez, how frickin hard is it to lose weight? Just eat less - it ain't rocket science.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLast time I was in hospital, in the mid 60s to have a third set of front teeth removed, the surgeon had a bowler hat and a pocket watch on a gold chain in his striped waistcoat. So I wouldn't say I've been much of a burden on the NHS.
I was inside IR35 for a few years though so they still owe me new hips when the time comes.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLast time I was in hospital, in the mid 60s to have a third set of front teeth removed, the surgeon had a bowler hat and a pocket watch on a gold chain in his striped waistcoat. So I wouldn't say I've been much of a burden on the NHS.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostGiven how much more looking after your portly frame costs I'd count yourself lucky to be paying the same. I'm subsidising your pie habit I am.
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My BMI is 30 so borderline overweight/obese but BUPA accepted me without a qualm cost is £75 a month ish and I specifically told them I smoke and need cover for heart attacks. Ah ha they said, you need this plan ....
Anyway I'm trying to quit smoking AGAIN at the moment ... "You've now been a non-smoker for 4 days 11 hours and 28 minutes"
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Originally posted by doodab View PostGiven how much more looking after your portly frame costs I'd count yourself lucky to be paying the same. I'm subsidising your pie habit I am.
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