So are we allowed to start rhyming threads now?

[Paddy]

Mary had a little lamb
The mid-wife was surprised
Sperm donations on the farm
Were never supervised

[Troll]

Here lies the grave of Mary Anne
F**ked and sh*gged by every man
Now she's dead, but not forgotten
They dig her up & f**k her rotten

[SupremeSpod]

Mary had a little lamb
She also has a pussy
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her pussy!

[Platypus]

Mary Had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon.
A 1000 volts shot up its ars*
and turned its wool to nylon

[SupremeSpod]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a 5 bar gate
And kicked it's little c*** in.

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it as a pet
But when the price of meat went up
She ate the little get.

[Platypus]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a 5 bar gate
And kicked it's little c*** in.