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Previously on "Embarrassing bodies!"

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    Embarrassing bodies, emergency surgery, my pregnancy went wrong, plastic surgery horrors - my missus watches them all, the more gruesome the better. I can't stand them.
    Was compelled by the missus to watch the Brain Surgeon one this week - good gory stuff showing tumours being removed

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    Embarrassing bodies, emergency surgery, my pregnancy went wrong, plastic surgery horrors - my missus watches them all, the more gruesome the better. I can't stand them.
    Yep. Lady Tester's a nurse and she seems to enjoy all this gore too. I find it revolting; especially the skin diseases. I'd rather look at attractive bodies, thanks.

    There was a bloke on the Dutch version a few weeks ago with a fistula in his arse crack. Apparently he'd got it from cycling

    Must remember to buy more antibiotic soap for the seat area and wash my shorts after every ride.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 22 February 2013, 09:56.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Embarrassing bodies, emergency surgery, my pregnancy went wrong, plastic surgery horrors - my missus watches them all, the more gruesome the better. I can't stand them.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    To paraphrase Frankie Boyle....
    Yeah, but in MF's case it's true.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What an awful program! Body deformities, bad skin, growths, overly large vaginal lips. It's got me thinking! Is there nothing on the telly I won't masturbate to?
    To paraphrase Frankie Boyle....

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What an awful program! Body deformities, bad skin, growths, overly large vaginal lips. It's got me thinking! Is there nothing on the telly I won't masturbate to?
    Surely you draw the line at bargain hunt?

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  • MarillionFan
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    What an awful program! Body deformities, bad skin, growths, overly large vaginal lips. It's got me thinking! Is there nothing on the telly I won't masturbate to?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Jesus. WTF is that about?!!

    Turned over and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror



    God I feel sick!!!
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Embarrassing bodies!

    Embarrassing bodies!

    Jesus. WTF is that about?!!

    Turned over and there was a live full close up circumcision of some fellas John Thomas!



    God I feel sick!!!

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