Re: I post therefore I exist
Wrong again. I am not pretending to be real at all. I am purely a defect in your nervous system and happy to admit it. I have just crawled past your spleen and am heading upwards. What your mother said was rubbish, she had her own problems and most were unique to several other people with the exception of herself, so don't try and draw any comfort there! See you tomorrow.
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Guest repliedI post therefore I exist
I keep reading posts in my head even though they aren't there. get out, get OUT
None of you exist you are all pretending to be real, but you can't fool me....
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Hey Jules....
did you buy it from Arkwright?
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I'm Threaded
Which is nice. Here's my car
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And I am who I appear to be.
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No you aren't, do you seriously believe we are going to fall for that old lie? All GL try to spin that one. Trying to pass yourself off as almost normal. You must think we were born yesterday.
You are at least minus thirty five alien lizards inhabiting the same spatial dimension, simultaneously with several other spatial and temporal dimensions, not to mention an infinity of non spatial and undimensional anti-dimensions.
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And I'm a giant alien lizard...0]
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Not me mate. I am not pretending to be a geek, nor am I pretending to be a 41 year old Software Engineer whose waistline is rapidly catching up with his age. Bearded bloke who hates computers but has a talent for writing software.Maybe in reality we're all gorgeous 19-year-old female college co-eds, pretending to be male IT geeks
If I could fly my kite and ride my mountain board for a living I would be outdoors for ever.
I do go by another handle on other boards, a handle I have registered here but hardly ever use.
AKA The Lone Gunman.
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Maybe in reality we're all gorgeous 19-year-old female college co-eds, pretending to be male IT geeks 8o
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Guest repliedPlus ...
...you're a bloke aren't you?
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Guest repliedRe: no
While we are in a confessing mood
I'm not really a scouser
I'm not from liverpool
My name isn't Cooper
and i hate football.
now wheres that knitting pattern gone
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Guest repliedRe: no
You're welcome, babeThanks...
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Guest repliedRe: no
Thanks...
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Guest repliedRe: no
Doesn't matter, Sandy; you're still sexy :hatorrrrr I could be logged on with another user name
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Guest repliedTrue
>> I believe Chico only posts under that name
Well given the drivel he posts, we would soon spot the fake!
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