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  • Support Monkey
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.
    You missed a good oppurtunity there, what you should have done is rushed over and helped them up checking they were ok, sitting them down on a chair and getting them a cup of tea, then they would have been forced to thank you thus opeing up a conversation, which would then have allowed both of you to skip home arm in arm now the best of pals

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  • tranceporter
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.
    Do your neighbours always turn around to look at you or was this a special occasion?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.
    Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooow!

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  • Gruffalo
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    What's a gym ?
    A place for single blokes to lust forlornly at totty to be.

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  • rob s
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    What's a gym ?
    A device for extracting money based on mutual concepts of good intentions and lack of willpower.

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  • tarbera
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    Gym

    What's a gym ?

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  • Gruffalo
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    Does he have purple prickles all over his back?
    He does now. Mine were exceptionally purple at that moment.

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  • swamp
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.
    Does he have purple prickles all over his back?

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  • Gruffalo
    started a topic Neighbour fell off treadmill....

    Neighbour fell off treadmill....

    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.

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