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doodab replied

5 February 2013, 10:59
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

That book has only one page.

Originally posted by Great Minds of CUK

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A right riveting read.
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TestMangler replied

5 February 2013, 10:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

That book has only one page.

You've clearly bought the Readers Digest 'Condensed Books' version.

For example, DimPrawn is an Ekonomic Jeeeenioos, MF is a world leader in buying the wrong things to sell, Psychocandy has a world record for asking questions with really simple answers, and I, that is moi, is a master of wit at the standard of Winston Churchill.

So, Your Majesty is like a streak of bats piss (Google if you don't know).

I bid you good day, sir !!
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sasguru replied

5 February 2013, 10:44
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

You wouldn't know a great mind if you found it in your Ladybird "Great Minds of CUK" book.

That book has only one page.
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TestMangler replied

5 February 2013, 10:35
Originally posted by administrator View Post

You do talk a lot of ****! That should fix it. Any more variations though and you will be banned

I'm just amazed NAT hasn't banned us all for saying 'Scunthorpe'. She likes to hand out bans for f**k all, she does.
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TestMangler replied

5 February 2013, 10:34
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I don't think "great minds think alike" really applies in this case.

You wouldn't know a great mind if you found it in your Ladybird "Great Minds of CUK" book.

Are you from Scunthorpe ?

Cretin !

HTH BIDI
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administrator replied

5 February 2013, 10:30
You do talk a lot of ****! That should fix it. Any more variations though and you will be banned
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doodab replied

5 February 2013, 10:25
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

And there I was thinking daffodilwit was a term of endearment.

You knows i loves you really
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DimPrawn replied

5 February 2013, 10:24
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I don't think "great minds think alike" really applies in this case.

er
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sasguru replied

5 February 2013, 10:23
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Scunthorpe !!!

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

scunthorpe.

I don't think "great minds think alike" really applies in this case.
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sasguru replied

5 February 2013, 10:22
Originally posted by doodab View Post

********** ******* ******** *******. Anything ***** that isn't ****, basically.

And there I was thinking daffodilwit was a term of endearment.
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DimPrawn replied

5 February 2013, 10:13
scunthorpe.
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TestMangler replied

5 February 2013, 10:13
Originally posted by doodab View Post

********** ******* ******** *******. Anything ***** that isn't ****, basically.

Scunthorpe !!!
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doodab replied

5 February 2013, 10:10
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Can you post the swear word for me please so I can ~~ban you immediately~~ add it back in?

********** ******* ******** *******. Anything ***** that isn't ****, basically.
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administrator replied

5 February 2013, 10:05
Can you post the swear word for me please so I can ~~ban you immediately~~ add it back in?

Last edited by administrator; 5 February 2013, 10:06. Reason: too much pleading
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Bunk replied

5 February 2013, 10:00
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Driving home from your night shift in a 14 year old astra? Are you sure going permie was the right choice?

Living the dream, MF style
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