I'm holding a couple of sausages hostage in the oven

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KentPhilip replied

5 February 2013, 02:15
Originally posted by Kryten View Post

Bread crumbs. Still ...... Did you wash them down with something kalt from das Keller?

With blood. Drawn from a vapid bat from vampire land

I wish.

Naa. A can of diet pepsi from the fridge.
I'm off to bed zzz
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Kryten replied

5 February 2013, 01:50
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Cover them with bread?
No. That would have insulated them from the heat of the devil's fire hwa hwa hwaaa..

Bread crumbs. Still ...... Did you wash them down with something kalt from das Keller?
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KentPhilip replied

5 February 2013, 01:30
Originally posted by Kryten View Post

So you didn't let them at least schnitzel a bit?

Cover them with bread?
No. That would have insulated them from the heat of the devil's fire hwa hwa hwaaa..
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Kryten replied

5 February 2013, 01:24
So you didn't let them at least schnitzel a bit?
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KentPhilip replied

5 February 2013, 01:21
Well I decided to let them off with a good gobble instead.

Yummy...
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KentPhilip started a topic I'm holding a couple of sausages hostage in the oven

5 February 2013, 00:51
I'm holding a couple of sausages hostage in the oven

It's been 14 minutes. The package says 6 minutes per side, turning at the half way point. Which I did.

They're starting to hiss.
And they're starting to spit!

Shall I continue with the torture, of the sausages?
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