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Previously on "Bedwetting"

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Oh the saying is fill, not fit.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I've missed this.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    My dick can fit a pram. Nuff said.
    That's just going too far even for you

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    My dick can fit a pram. Nuff said.
    Peado!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    I don't know. Mary has quite a big dick.
    Everybody has compared to you I've heard. Physical and metaphorically speaking.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Busy busy, you know how it is. How's things round here?
    Same old bedwetting, my dick's bigger than yours crap.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Hey MP where ya been?
    Busy busy, you know how it is. How's things round here?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Find something to do, add some value, then book time to reflect that. I doubt using an in-house time booking system will have HMRC knocking your door down.
    Hey MP where ya been?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Dear oh dear.

    I can't. I spent the majority of January pointing out that I had nothing to do, and hence no job codes to assign against the hours so I actually CAN'T fill out the timesheet.

    I sent email after email pointing this out, was summarily ignored and then on 01/02 he suddenly kicks off.

    Please for the love of pete get this point?
    Find something to do, add some value, then book time to reflect that. I doubt using an in-house time booking system will have HMRC knocking your door down.

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Would it be possible to 'accidentally' break the timesheet app?

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  • minestrone
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    Dear God.

    2 rules in contracting...

    1. Fill out you timesheet.
    2. Do it again next Friday

    I seriously struggle to know why someone with such a low level of intelligence as you demostrate can promenade yourself as a UK contractor.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    A proper contractor would take themselves off-site if there's nothing to do. Are you a permie?
    I have taken myself off site. Lordy lord this is hard work.

    Fergerrit, seriously.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Dear oh dear.

    I can't. I spent the majority of January pointing out that I had nothing to do, and hence no job codes to assign against the hours so I actually CAN'T fill out the timesheet.

    I sent email after email pointing this out, was summarily ignored and then on 01/02 he suddenly kicks off.

    Please for the love of pete get this point?
    A proper contractor would take themselves off-site if there's nothing to do. Are you a permie?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Just fill out the bleeping timesheet! Some battles just ain't worth the energy.
    Dear oh dear.

    I can't. I spent the majority of January pointing out that I had nothing to do, and hence no job codes to assign against the hours so I actually CAN'T fill out the timesheet.

    I sent email after email pointing this out, was summarily ignored and then on 01/02 he suddenly kicks off.

    Please for the love of pete get this point?

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  • mudskipper
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    Just fill out the bleeping timesheet! Some battles just ain't worth the energy.

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