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barrydidit replied

20 March 2018, 11:16
Throw it a bun - see if it sticks it up his arse.
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original PM replied

20 March 2018, 10:17
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I miss EO. And zippy.

+1 for that - where did they gooooo?
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Pip in a Poke replied

20 March 2018, 10:08
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think a rhino impression would be better.

A black rhino? It's an endangered species you know.
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PhiltheGreek replied

20 March 2018, 09:06
That elephant looks like it's choking on a beach ball
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mudskipper replied

20 March 2018, 07:42
I miss EO. And zippy.
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EternalOptimist replied

30 January 2013, 22:26
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

If he hasn't he needs to see a doctor. Urgently.

do you have an iron zipps ?
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Zippy replied

30 January 2013, 22:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Has he had his John Thomas tattooed?

If he hasn't he needs to see a doctor. Urgently.
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mudskipper replied

30 January 2013, 22:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Has he had his John Thomas tattooed?

If he let nature take its course, we'd see a return of the woolly mammoth.
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mudskipper replied

30 January 2013, 22:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

wow. can you do me a rhino impression ?

No, but I can do a great humped zebra crossing.
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MarillionFan replied

30 January 2013, 22:09
Has he had his John Thomas tattooed?

I offer you the....
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EternalOptimist replied

30 January 2013, 22:04
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think a rhino impression would be better.

wow. can you do me a rhino impression ?
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mudskipper replied

30 January 2013, 22:01
I think a rhino impression would be better.
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30 January 2013, 21:57
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