Reply to: Just creating my first invoice in donkeys years....

[AtW]

I'm not sure your English is good enough for you to be implying what I think you're implying.

Nein, herr sasguru.

[sasguru]

Since when did you get into Portugese farm cottaging industry?

I'm not sure your English is good enough for you to be implying what I think you're implying.

[AtW]

Tell you what mate.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.

Since when did you get into Portugese farm cottaging industry?

[AtW]

I am.

I've got a hand full of pork scratchings.

FTFY

[DimPrawn]

Please show me the post where I said I had a flat

FFS I know you're poor now, but rather than get jealous do something about it.

I am.

I've got a hand full of scratch cards.

[sasguru]

Your retirement flat in Portugal has morphed into a farm cottage. Impressive.

Please show me the post where I said I had a flat

FFS I know you're poor now, but rather than get jealous do something about it.

[DimPrawn]

Tell you what mate.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.

Your retirement flat in Portugal has morphed into a farm cottage. Impressive.

[sasguru]

sasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.

My money on MF.

Tell you what mate.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.

[AtW]

According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

Thankyou.

sasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.

My money on MF.

[Doggy Styles]

You did remember to invoice using decimal currency and not £:S:d.

£:S:d?

He posted his barter stick to get it notched up.

[BA to the Stars]

You did remember to invoice using decimal currency and not £:S:d.

[Troll]

Anyone can create an invoice.

The challenge is getting is stumped up unchallenged

Think you might need to revisit that sentence

[Gruffalo]

Anyone can create an invoice.

The challenge is getting is stumped up unchallenged

[doodab]

So you post there too, I see. What persona are you there? Hard working mum, with two children 5 & 8, I bet

I seem to recall our jaunt over there cost hundreds of pounds in repatriations to charidee.

[escapeUK]

No I don't. Some Cukkers went there for a holiday once and returned battered and bruised.



Calling you a cretin or a moron is not an insult, it's a simple matter of fact.
HTH, BIKIW.

Thats nice dear. I have brown hair, you can keep repeatedly stating that too if that amuses you so much. Sounds a bit like OCD to me though.