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Previously on "Questions NOT to ask before accepting a contract?"

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  • barrydidit
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    How wide are those security barriers on your carpark? I'll need to get my caravan through.

    And do you think if I left a key with your cleaners they'd pop in on a friday and run their hoover round?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    will it be ok if I bring my dog in for a month or two

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  • petergriffin
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    Do you have any Jews or queers working here?

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    Why? I regularly make the point that I am a TWaT

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    Can I work from home every Friday and Monday?
    Why? I regularly make the point that I am a TWaT

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  • Lockhouse
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    Do you like films about gladiators?

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  • Lockhouse
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    Do you have a union?

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  • MyUserName
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    Can I s*ag your misses?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Does the PM have 4 children?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    2. Can you get me a cup of tea luv ? There's a good girl....
    Shouldn't that be an interview question

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Do you know where Gentile has gone?

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Do you monitor internet access?

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  • TestMangler
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    1. Are there security cameras in the disabled toilets ?

    2. Can you get me a cup of tea luv ? There's a good girl....

    3. You are aware of the substitution Clause in my contract, right ?

    4. Do your company have a policy on the use of Rohypnol ?

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Is there a pub nearby?

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Is the coffee machine free?

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