SKA is doing well, thanks for asking: about to make major breakthrough...
Doing some short but well paid contract work from home at the moment, looks like its almost done - nice money and client is good company that I would not have minded working for longer if it was not for SKA.
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How's that SKA coming along anyway? Still allowing you to live in rented accommodation?
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Yes and your bar is certainly set to the highest levels... for limbo!Originally posted by shaunbhoyQuite probably. You never did set the bar very high.

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Quite probably. You never did set the bar very high.Originally posted by AtWI'd rather be Milan than take risk becoming something like you
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Look, it's not my fault I have a maniac of pilot flying a helicopter up my arse, and to make matters worse I've a fecking pig the size of a car galloping in front of me! Last time this happened to me, I turned right and I was safe!Originally posted by AtWThe question is about safe driving, therefore "assume" should not even be mentioned, given that pig is in front of car and helicopter is on ground level behind car, then it would be rather stupid to think that fire engine is not trying to overtake you on the right (ie driving in the same direction).
I'm only giving a bit of advice. Take it or leave it.
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I'd rather be Milan than take risk becoming something like youOriginally posted by shaunbhoyYou take everything so literally alexei. Push the envelope son, you don't want to turn into another milan do you?
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Question
Supposing Supposing
Three Men were frozen
One died
How many were left ?
Answer
None.
For its was only supposing supposing ...
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You take everything so literally alexei. Push the envelope son, you don't want to turn into another milan do you?
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The question is about safe driving, therefore "assume" should not even be mentioned, given that pig is in front of car and helicopter is on ground level behind car, then it would be rather stupid to think that fire engine is not trying to overtake you on the right (ie driving in the same direction).Originally posted by Pintoso I therefore assume
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Originally posted by PintoIt doesn't say which direction the fire engine is travelling in, so I therefore assume that it's travelling in the opposite direction.
Answer: turn right as there's nothing there!
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It doesn't say which direction the fire engine is travelling in, so I therefore assume that it's travelling in the opposite direction.
Answer: turn right as there's nothing there!
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Slow down to let helicopter hit you in the back - they will be automatically in the wrong and your insurance company will totally **** them over, its a safe bet in this situation.
The real answer is of course to never drive while you high on drugs - how else would you see pig, helicopter and fire engine at the same time on road?
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