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A superb idea unfortunately I can't rep you for it, the usual you must spread rep aroundOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou could download Selenium and record some happy flow tests in a browser then let them run continually, just to exaggerate how busy you are.
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This is what comes of badly defined requirements. Now if you had created a proper UML model with use cases, test descriptions etc, you'd have got the exact answer that you want *and* be able to invoice for a few days work.Originally posted by doodab View PostI mean how do you like to keep busy btw, I'm not asking for shell scripting tips.
My *work* currently consists of watching scrolling grey lines to make sure that the update rate is correct and that the updates are happening.
So basically, I'm staring at a screen with 45 second intervals.
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I save that for the 30 minutes of quiet in the morning before the phone jockey gobtulipe blatheronerus whinging permies get in. After that my brainwaves get disrupted so I just drink tea and wait till home time.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBy actually doing some work. Try it sometime.
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By actually doing some work. Try it sometime.Originally posted by doodab View PostMy current fave is to get a terminal session with lots of scrolling output like you see in films.
How do you do it?
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put whatever you want into dummyLogFile.txt and away you go.Code:#!/bin/bash while [ 1 ] do cat dummyLogFile.txt sleep 5 done
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Three terminal sessions using two different command line tools. Console's quite handy for that. Always have a Notepad++ editor or ultra-edit open.Originally posted by doodab View PostMy current fave is to get a terminal session with lots of scrolling output like you see in films.
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If you find a really interesting story on the web, just copy and paste it into a word doc and read it there, or of course into notepad++.
And never have less than two empty coffee cups next to you.
You could download Selenium and record some happy flow tests in a browser then let them run continually, just to exaggerate how busy you are.
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Looking busy
My current fave is to get a terminal session with lots of scrolling output like you see in films.
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