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Previously on "A Real Londoner Speaks"

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  • Troll
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    I thought Londoners these days spoke Ruskie

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Contracting's a good Bunsen Burner isnt it lads, but theres far too many Tea Caddies, Bacon Sarneys and Bengal Lancers at it.
    They’ve got to earn some Poppy Red right?, but their taking our Corn on the Cobs, a right dirty Tea Leaf, someone should tell the Bottle and Stoppers
    Rabbit and Pork about them agents, they all tell Scott Gibbs to make a quick Teapot Lid
    and that Tony Blairs a right Berkshire Hunt aint he
    Its enough to drive you to Pigs Ear at the Rub a Dub Dub.
    It’s a right old load of Jackson Pollocks.
    Remind me which of the Upon-Avons it is you come from, Mr Mockney?


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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    You Kuwaiti Tanker!
    Marillion you're obviously a middle class cock-er-ney then...

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  • MarillionFan
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    You Kuwaiti Tanker!

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  • TheMonkey
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    With me being a genuine cockney git, you forgot the regulation splashing of the F-word.

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic A Real Londoner Speaks

    A Real Londoner Speaks

    Contracting's a good Bunsen Burner isnt it lads, but theres far too many Tea Caddies, Bacon Sarneys and Bengal Lancers at it.
    They’ve got to earn some Poppy Red right?, but their taking our Corn on the Cobs, a right dirty Tea Leaf, someone should tell the Bottle and Stoppers
    Rabbit and Pork about them agents, they all tell Scott Gibbs to make a quick Teapot Lid
    and that Tony Blairs a right Berkshire Hunt aint he
    Its enough to drive you to Pigs Ear at the Rub a Dub Dub.
    It’s a right old load of Jackson Pollocks.
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