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Previously on "A Real Londoner Speaks"
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Remind me which of the Upon-Avons it is you come from, Mr Mockney?Originally posted by MarillionFanContracting's a good Bunsen Burner isnt it lads, but theres far too many Tea Caddies, Bacon Sarneys and Bengal Lancers at it.
They’ve got to earn some Poppy Red right?, but their taking our Corn on the Cobs, a right dirty Tea Leaf, someone should tell the Bottle and Stoppers
Rabbit and Pork about them agents, they all tell Scott Gibbs to make a quick Teapot Lid
and that Tony Blairs a right Berkshire Hunt aint he
Its enough to drive you to Pigs Ear at the Rub a Dub Dub.
It’s a right old load of Jackson Pollocks.
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Marillion you're obviously a middle class cock-er-ney then...Originally posted by MarillionFanYou Kuwaiti Tanker!
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With me being a genuine cockney git, you forgot the regulation splashing of the F-word.
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A Real Londoner Speaks
Contracting's a good Bunsen Burner isnt it lads, but theres far too many Tea Caddies, Bacon Sarneys and Bengal Lancers at it.
They’ve got to earn some Poppy Red right?, but their taking our Corn on the Cobs, a right dirty Tea Leaf, someone should tell the Bottle and Stoppers
Rabbit and Pork about them agents, they all tell Scott Gibbs to make a quick Teapot Lid
and that Tony Blairs a right Berkshire Hunt aint he
Its enough to drive you to Pigs Ear at the Rub a Dub Dub.
It’s a right old load of Jackson Pollocks.Tags: None
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