Job perks

I’d just like to apologise to the board.

My goading of Threaded yesterday seems to have provoked a rash of similar posts from him.

I offer my humble apple-ogies.

Surely there is no need to apologise.

Doesn't everybody enjoy a threaded post?

I know that whenever I see one it brightens my day and keeps me chuckling for quite a while with sporadic outbreaks throughout the day. Everybody here thinks I'm mad. They're right of course too.

Are all these perks classing you as an Employee ??

Nope, we're just glorified temps!

Are all these perks classing you as an Employee ??

IR35 coming your way

Internet access, so I can waste my day posting pointless drivel on message boards.

Access to telephones, so I can continue my campaign of nuisance calls against the unsuspecting lovelies of Devon.

We get free bananas

(honestly)

tim

Toilets 20 secs from desk

Had a lot of fibre last night so feeling it this morning

I’d just like to apologise to the board.

My goading of Threaded yesterday seems to have provoked a rash of similar posts from him.

I offer my humble apple-ogies.

> throwing away rubbish for free (in Zürich it costs a fortune)

I never thought of that. I can save 2.30 chf a week that way. Mind you, it's mainly nappies that bulk the rubbish up and I think there might be complaints from colleagues.

International Travel.

£3000 a week.

Depends which job, at the University it is a great joy each term as seemingly ever lovlier new young scandinavian ladies come, join the faculty, and knock on my door desperate for my kind ministrations.

There's more but I need a cold shower now...

...so what job perks do people have.

me

free coffee
throwing away rubbish for free (in Zürich it costs a fortune
to throw rubbish away, so I bring mine to work, and stuff the bins full).
free pens
free paper
free water