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  • Moscow Mule
    replied
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    much gnashing of teeth
    Do you not watch/listen to/read the news?

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  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    FN SW Trains

    Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?

    Clerk: Yes.

    Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.

    ... train journey takes twice as long...

    Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?

    Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.

    Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
    Bedwetter.

    Leave a comment:

  • Paddy
    started a topic FN SW Trains

    FN SW Trains

    FN SW Trains

    Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?

    Clerk: Yes.

    Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.

    ... train journey takes twice as long...

    Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?

    Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.

    Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
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