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wc2 replied

30 June 2006, 10:27
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Mordac replied

30 June 2006, 08:52
If only.....
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wendigo100 replied

30 June 2006, 08:38
Excellent, and it gets no worse for each hearing!
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TheMonkey replied

29 June 2006, 17:18
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29 June 2006, 17:06
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Dundeegeorge started a topic Nicked from somewhere else

29 June 2006, 17:04
Nicked from somewhere else

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on Westminster Bridge

Its absolute gridlock... nothing is moving.

Suddenly someone knocks his window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"

"Terrorists are holding Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and John Reid to ransom. They're asking for £10 million cash, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon" .
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