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An bhfacha tú an bacach, nó an bhfacha tú a mhac? Ní fhaca mé an bacach is ní fhacha mé a mhac, ach dá bhfeicfinnse an bacach nó dá bhfeicfinnse a mhac, ní bhacfainn leis an bacach is ní bhacfainn lena mhac!
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Třista třicet tři stříbrných stříkaček stříkalo
přes třista třicet tři stříbrných střech.
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Als in Graven graven gravengraven graven, graven graven gravengraven.
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Leentje leerde Lotje lopen op de lange Lindelaan. Maar toen Lotje niet wilde lopen liet Leentje Lotje staan
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'll go on plucking pheasants till the plucking day is done.
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Leentje leerde Lotje lopen op de lange Lindelaan. Maar toen Lotje niet wilde lopen liet Leentje Lotje staan
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Gang gäng gredi gäge Gümlige go gugge, g'ob Göde Gödel's Geranium gäng no gäge Gümlige gugge
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Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
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If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
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