Is there _any_ sensible way to avoid sitting and staring at the screen 8 hours a day?

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Paddy replied

31 December 2012, 21:46
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Couldn't get the Dwarves. *

(* Apparently they like to be called Little People these days.)

Cold Corpse and Road Kill
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ctdctd replied

31 December 2012, 21:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is this not word associations?

What am I going to be like at Zeity's age?

1 Gazillion years older?
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BrilloPad replied

31 December 2012, 21:06
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Are you drunk Brillo? Or just in the wrong thread?

Is this not word associations?

What am I going to be like at Zeity's age?
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 21:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Do HMRC employ any contractors? Few of them do any work.

Are you drunk Brillo? Or just in the wrong thread?
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 21:02
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Give the guy a break - one handed typing whilst watching your family doing porn is never easy for him.
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BrilloPad replied

31 December 2012, 21:02
Do HMRC employ any contractors? Few of them do any work.
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mudskipper replied

31 December 2012, 21:02
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Never met him/her.

That's because s/he keeps wandering off.
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 21:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I think you mean Gangnam! Nomad Style!

Never met him/her.
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mudskipper replied

31 December 2012, 20:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I think you mean Gangnam! Nomadd Style!

Double D - big tit - remember?
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MarillionFan replied

31 December 2012, 20:57
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Yep, I will admit those gangbang scenes she did with your mother, wife, sister and daughter have been pretty successful. Best of luck to The Team in 2013.

I think you mean Gangnam! Nomad Style!
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 20:51
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What about CCILF or RKILF

Couldn't get the Dwarves. *

(* Apparently they like to be called Little People these days.)
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Paddy replied

31 December 2012, 20:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Your Granny had said that GILF porn was making a comeback though and she'd never been busier.

What about CCILF or RKILF
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 20:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Your Granny had said that GILF porn was making a comeback though and she'd never been busier.

Yep, I will admit those gangbang scenes she did with your mother, wife, sister and daughter have been pretty successful. Best of luck to The Team in 2013.
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MarillionFan replied

31 December 2012, 20:33
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Nah, according to the BBC documentary "Louis Theroux - Twilight of the Porn Stars", since the US recession, the bottom has fallen out of it.

Your Granny had said that GILF porn was making a comeback though and she'd never been busier.
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nomadd replied

31 December 2012, 20:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You could also become a contract Porn star. Again they'll be some stuff with arses.

Nah, according to the BBC documentary "Louis Theroux - Twilight of the Porn Stars", since the US recession, the bottom has fallen out of it.
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