Tissues in the washing machine

[stek]

Tissues in the washing machine

Mrs BP says she piles all the rubbish on the bed. Then she has to clear it up to sleep....

But then it just ends up back on the floor

[EternalOptimist]

http://www.atbreak.com/tag/girls-car/

[nomadd]

Spacecadet tip #155:
You can usually locate the floor by looking down

Nomadd tip #155:
You can usually locate the floor by falling down *

* Christmas spirit, and all that.

[Spacecadet]

It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.

Spacecadet tip #155:
You can usually locate the floor by looking down

HTH

[BrilloPad]

It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.

Mrs BP says she piles all the rubbish on the bed. Then she has to clear it up to sleep....

[MarillionFan]

Thought this was going to be a poem

"I dont see you there, hiding in my pocket.
Scrunched, crunched, pushed deep inside.
Waiting, waiting, hiding, hiding.
Missed by the searching hand, now spinning, faster, faster
So wet, so wet now, coming apart, sodden, free
wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Everywhere now
What freedom, dandruff for the clothes
Curses! Tissues in the washing machine!!!"

[mudskipper]

Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.

It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.

[mudskipper]

I'm definitely no 2 - and possibly no 1 as well, although I blamed the kids.

[SimonMac]

Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

Who's responsible?

Poll to follow.

Which one are you?

[BrilloPad]

Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.

[mudskipper]

Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

Who's responsible?

Poll to follow.