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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIt doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.
You can usually locate the floor by looking down
HTH
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Thought this was going to be a poem
"I dont see you there, hiding in my pocket.
Scrunched, crunched, pushed deep inside.
Waiting, waiting, hiding, hiding.
Missed by the searching hand, now spinning, faster, faster
So wet, so wet now, coming apart, sodden, free
wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Everywhere now
What freedom, dandruff for the clothes
Curses! Tissues in the washing machine!!!"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.
Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?
You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.
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I'm definitely no 2 - and possibly no 1 as well, although I blamed the kids.
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Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.
Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?
You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.
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Tissues in the washing machine
16The person who left a tissue in their pocket18.75%3The person who loaded the machine without checking pockets25.00%4Shared responsibility - failure all round37.50%6AndyW wipes his on the curtains.18.75%3Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.
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