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  • stek
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    Tissues in the washing machine

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP says she piles all the rubbish on the bed. Then she has to clear it up to sleep....
    But then it just ends up back on the floor

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  • EternalOptimist
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    http://www.atbreak.com/tag/girls-car/

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Spacecadet tip #155:
    You can usually locate the floor by looking down

    Nomadd tip #155:
    You can usually locate the floor by falling down *

    * Christmas spirit, and all that.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.
    Spacecadet tip #155:
    You can usually locate the floor by looking down

    HTH

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.
    Mrs BP says she piles all the rubbish on the bed. Then she has to clear it up to sleep....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Thought this was going to be a poem

    "I dont see you there, hiding in my pocket.
    Scrunched, crunched, pushed deep inside.
    Waiting, waiting, hiding, hiding.
    Missed by the searching hand, now spinning, faster, faster
    So wet, so wet now, coming apart, sodden, free
    wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Everywhere now
    What freedom, dandruff for the clothes
    Curses! Tissues in the washing machine!!!"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

    Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

    You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.
    It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.

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  • mudskipper
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    I'm definitely no 2 - and possibly no 1 as well, although I blamed the kids.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

    Who's responsible?

    Poll to follow.
    Which one are you?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

    Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

    You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.

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  • mudskipper
    started a poll Tissues in the washing machine

    Tissues in the washing machine

    16
    The person who left a tissue in their pocket
    18.75%
    3
    The person who loaded the machine without checking pockets
    25.00%
    4
    Shared responsibility - failure all round
    37.50%
    6
    AndyW wipes his on the curtains.
    18.75%
    3
    Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

    Who's responsible?

    Poll to follow.
    Tags: None

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