clogs to clogs in three generations eh
Milan.
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Yep!Originally posted by BagpussBut when he dies he will be the richest man in the Graveyard
My great-great-grandad was! He had a big fecking mausoleum!
Kids lounge on it and drink strong cider now - he would have approved.
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No, I'm gifting all my wealth to Gordon Brown.Originally posted by BagpussBut when he dies he will be the richest man in the Graveyard
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Originally posted by bogeymanWell, hard to say, but I will postulate the following formula...
bm_friends > (mb_friends * 100) + 1
So you have two friends then Bogeyman?
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Well, hard to say, but I will postulate the following formula...Originally posted by milanbenes'No, that's not FALSE for me - I m very social and make friends easily.
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don't you mean aquaintances ?
just how many real friends do you have ?
Milan.
bm_friends > (mb_friends * 100) + 1
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'No, that's not FALSE for me - I m very social and make friends easily.
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don't you mean aquaintances ?
just how many real friends do you have ?
Milan.
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No, that's not FALSE for me - I m very social and make friends easily.Originally posted by milanbenes'You have to be good though, and be social, and able to build networks of friends and partners. You need to be generous with your entertainment also.
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you mean you have to be false ?
I'll stick with the agency model thanks
Milan.
No doubt if you adopted that demenour it would be FALSE as you are probably a sad little workaholic geek.
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True LG - I'd forgotten about that.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI don't think the mice are going to complain. The cat just goes to sleep when they are due to give evidence and all is lost.
I think social services should be informed though.
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I don't think the mice are going to complain. The cat just goes to sleep when they are due to give evidence and all is lost.Originally posted by bogeymanNo, but I always reckoned you for a fat cat (albeit a pink stripey one).
What are the mice getting out of this deal?
I'm thinking of setting up a claims business (no win, no fee) for maltreated rodents.
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No, but I always reckoned you for a fat cat (albeit a pink stripey one).Originally posted by BagpussI've got a 600k BTL mortgage on the mouse organ. Those mice are paying for my retirement home. Have I told you lately how fantastically wealthy I am?
What are the mice getting out of this deal?
I'm thinking of setting up a claims business (no win, no fee) for maltreated rodents.
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'You have to be good though, and be social, and able to build networks of friends and partners. You need to be generous with your entertainment also.
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you mean you have to be false ?
I'll stick with the agency model thanks
Milan.
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I've got a 600k BTL mortgage on the mouse organ. Those mice are paying for my retirement home. Have I told you lately how fantastically wealthy I am?
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How are the mice on the marvellous machanical mouse organ?Originally posted by BagpussPeople who brag a lot always have lot of friends and big c0cks said Pinnochio
They were always my favourites.
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