Reply to: You've got to be tulipting me!

[BA to the Stars]

I think Mich would

FTFY

[mos]

I doubt it as Mich has taste, Kate Moss is rough as ****, probably even too rough for you

Caprice ?

[darmstadt]

Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.

I doubt it as Mich has taste, Kate Moss is rough as ****, probably even too rough for you

[mudskipper]

Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.

I think you've blown your free upgrade.

[alreadypacked]

Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.

Hopefully that will stop you going commando

[MarillionFan]

Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.

[MarillionFan]

At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!

Safe trip.

As much as I like tall stories on the way here I joked with the driver about my misfortune and that Id most likely land up sat next to four super models on the way home.

Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.

[hyperD]

Passport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.

At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!

Safe trip.

[MarillionFan]

You sure you've not been mugged?

Punched in the face: broken tooth?

Robbed: stolen passport?

Passport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.

[hyperD]

Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!

On way back to hotel!!!!

You sure you've not been mugged?

Punched in the face: broken tooth?

Robbed: stolen passport?

[MarillionFan]

Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!

On way back to hotel!!!!

[hyperD]

Clove oil is supposed to be good as a temporary pain killer

Yeah, agreed OH. MF - just watch Marathon Man.

[OwlHoot]

I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)

Clove oil is supposed to be good as a temporary pain killer

[Zippy]

Painkillers & brandy?

You should be able to get an emergency dental appointment tomorrow.

[AtW]

I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)

Wisdom tooth?