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Previously on "Police just knocked at my door!"

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  • Ketchup
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    I thought they had shut down operation Yewtree

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Queue 24 hours later...

    'I reviewed the tape and to my surprise I saw my next door neighbour coming into my garden & urinating over my begonias, i was disgusted and will be having a word.This was then followed a few hours later by loud screaming of a couple on the acts of lovemaking. Amazingly the camera picked this up and my neighbours next door to the house that was burgled can quite visibly be seen 'at it' in the window. At the same time I think I picked up the sound of breaking glass. I handed this bit over to the police and unbelievably I have been arrested on being a peeping Tom and will be appearing in court next month!'

    :
    Does that mean this forum will be a beter place without you?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Hi AtW

    Ah that.

    Well, to be on topic - chances of anybody surviving as a hostage taken by rebels in Columbia are much higher than in Russia.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Don't go to Columbia Wilmsy, the hostage takers won't be as nice to you as your friends here on CUK...
    Hi AtW

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    I am feeling very Columbo.....
    Don't go to Columbia Wilmsy, the hostage takers won't be as nice to you as your friends here on CUK...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Queue 24 hours later...

    'I reviewed the tape and to my surprise I saw my next door neighbour coming into my garden & urinating over my begonias, i was disgusted and will be having a word.This was then followed a few hours later by loud screaming of a couple on the acts of lovemaking. Amazingly the camera picked this up and my neighbours next door to the house that was burgled can quite visibly be seen 'at it' in the window. At the same time I think I picked up the sound of breaking glass. I handed this bit over to the police and unbelievably I have been arrested on being a peeping Tom and will be appearing in court next month!'

    :

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  • SimonMac
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    According to this you should put this info on Twitter, not CUK

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  • Gruffalo
    started a topic Police just knocked at my door!

    Police just knocked at my door!

    Thought what has the bonkers witch next door done now.

    Turned out a nice neighbour opposite was burgled last night, I am going too be putting my cctv system into good use, to see if I can pick up the smashing glass noise to pinpoint the time.

    I am feeling very Columbo.....

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