Reply to: Gym rage!!

[MyUserName]

I want your jacket. and your bike.

In what world would my jacket fit you? Do you think I am fecking ogre or something?

[EternalOptimist]

You sure it was a bloke?

I want your jacket. and your bike.

[SupremeSpod]

Is that Gentile?

I don't know who you're talking about

[MarillionFan]

Pass the gun, for the sake of all that is holy pass me the bloody gun!

Is that Gentile?

[SupremeSpod]

You sure it was a bloke?

Pass the gun, for the sake of all that is holy pass me the bloody gun!

[Mich the Tester]

Isn't that a shaven monkey in a bikini?

Dunno. Fiver and a pint if you tell it its right sartorius looks a bit underdeveloped.

[BrilloPad]

You sure it was a bloke?

Isn't that a shaven monkey in a bikini?

[Mich the Tester]

I did suggest in my letter to the manager that he was under the influence of steroids, thankfully he had his shorts on so I was spared that experience......

You sure it was a bloke?

[Gruffalo]

Were you looking at his small steroid-shrivelled knob?

I did suggest in my letter to the manager that he was under the influence of steroids, thankfully he had his shorts on so I was spared that experience......

[Sausage Surprise]

Were you looking at his small steroid-shrivelled knob?

[MyUserName]

You should have 'handed' him

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

You should have handed him some vaseline

Deep Heat

[norrahe]

You should have handed him some vaseline

[The Spartan]

You should have told him to f**k off in return.

Or gone all ghetto and shanked the fool in the kidneys

[Platypus]

Wimslooooowwww<canned laughter>

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