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Previously on "Speed dating"

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  • psychocandy
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    Never done speed dating. Not around in my day....

    I must admit I'd be tempted to tick every box unless the bird was a total minger. Every hole is a goal and all that....

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I'm with you on that Cliphhed. I'm short and fat (although I look 15 years younger than I really am) and have never had a problem in that department. Hell, i made two national newspapers for 'sexploits' in 1995.

    Be confident, be funny and forget silly tulip like speed dating and other wanky things of that ilk.
    So has jimmy saville.....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    My nickname was "Hokey Cokey"

    In and out and shake it all about
    You had space to shake it about? Are you that small? Or do you go for women with wizards sleeves?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Things are going down hill.

    In my day speed dating was about how fast you could get into a birds knickers!

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    My nickname was "Hokey Cokey"

    In and out and shake it all about

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I've witnessed this sort of approach dissolve a girl's knickers in a matter of moments.

    Depends on the girl though. I've seen the same scenario end in face palms and much hilarity and piss-taking.
    Try don't give up on us baby. In starsky and hutch the singer gets a threesome with a couple of babes.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I play guitar too. Just sing 'em Wish You Were Here
    I've witnessed this sort of approach dissolve a girl's knickers in a matter of moments.

    Depends on the girl though. I've seen the same scenario end in face palms and much hilarity and piss-taking.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    http://www.fuglygeeks.com

    The ultimate guide to IT geeks dating is coming and it'll be free, just hang in there.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Dating advice from our resident 40 yr old almost-virgin.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Why not hand your business card to each girl you like? She might give you one back. And she might give you her business card too..

    One problem is that the organisers sometimes say that you can attend the next session for free if you don't meet anyone you like. So this acts as a bit of a disincentive to girls to mark their cards unless they like you a lot and can't speak to you immediately after the event.
    Dating advice from our resident 40 yr old almost-virgin.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I kinda get the feeling that they would wish they're weren't!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I play guitar too. Just sing 'em Wish You Were Here
    I kinda get the feeling that they would wish they're weren't!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    The first part is the main problem, the second part is I play guitar!
    I play guitar too. Just sing 'em Wish You Were Here

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Just be yerself. And learn to play a banjo
    The first part is the main problem, the second part is I play guitar!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Sincerely doubt it clippo!
    Guaranteed.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I bet you've heard me play banjo or mandolin, likely somewhere in your collection. If you're gonna do it be the best
    Sincerely doubt it clippo!

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