If I weren't in IT I would be an....

[Helios]

I would be a Counterfeiter. There is no more genuine way of making money.

Print the notes, sell them for small arms in Africa, sell the smalls arms for several kilos of cocaine in South America, sell the cocaine in London for a bungalow in yorkshire. Talk about profit. A 500k bungalow for several sheets of paper and engraving/printing equipment. That Rocks. Don't give me ideas. LOL.

[TheMonkey]

I think I'd be a professional hustler when I sit and think about it.

[wendigo100]

The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Scots Pine!
The plucky little Aspen! The great limping rude tree of Nigeria!
The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING...

[Dundeegeorge]

Python

If I were not in IT
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not in IT
A window cleaner, me!
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
I'd sing this merry song!

[expat]

No option for Preacher and Evangelist

Or indeed Con Man in general.

[milanbenes]

i'd buy a second hand 2 or 3 year old jcb and be a man with a digger

Milan.

[TheMonkey]

I'd be a sparky!

[threaded]

I'd be a watch maker.

[AtW]

Where is option: "Agent or pimp of some sort"?

[wendigo100]

I was some sort of engineer or other.

[Chico]

No option for Preacher and Evangelist

[DimPrawn]

Where would you be working if not in IT?