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Previously on "Just got a birthday card from my Swiss bankers"
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostGoa development thingy, didn't go as planned. Still trying to sort it out.
But made lots of friends, planning to head out for the season again this year.
Just hope no one offers me a contract anytime soon, I may not be able to say no
I believe I'm gonna
Shut down my chakras, shift Shiva offa my shelf
Take down my tie dyes, my Tibetan bells
Cool down my carma with a can of O.P.T.
Ain't no call for Casteneda in my frontline library.
There's one thing I know, Lord above,
I ain't gonna go,
I ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't goin' to Goa now
Ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't gonna Goa now.
Ain't dancin' trance, no thanx, no chance to t-t-tranquilise me.
Ain't sippin' no smart bar drinks, you, that don't satisfy me.
Dosing up my dharma, with a drop of gasoline,
I ain't down with Mr. McKenna, tantric mantra talkin' don't move me.
I don'tn need no freaky, deeky, fractal geometry, crystal silicon chip.
I ain't walking on lay lines, reading no High Times put me on another bad trip.
Timothy Leary, just check out this theory,
he sold acid for the F.B.I.
Well, he ain't no website wonder, the guru just went under,
you can keep your California Sunshine.
'Cos the righteous truth is, there ain't nothing worse than
some fool lying on some Third World beach wearing
spandex, psychedelic trousers, smoking damn dope
pretending he gettin' consciousness expansion. I want
consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle
an' I sing with the brothers and sisters
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostGoa development thingy, didn't go as planned. Still trying to sort it out.
But made lots of friends, planning to head out for the season again this year.
Just hope no one offers me a contract anytime soon, I may not be able to say no
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Originally posted by rootsnall View PostHow's the Goa development thingy ? That was you wasn't it.
But made lots of friends, planning to head out for the season again this year.
Just hope no one offers me a contract anytime soon, I may not be able to say no
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostAre you sure it wasn't a post card from some Caribbean location where he's absconded with your dosh.
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I got a present from my bank once. Followed by several phone calls trying to sell me stuff.
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Are you sure it wasn't a post card from some Caribbean location where he's absconded with your dosh.
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Just got a birthday card from my Swiss bankers
Hand written Birthday card including a quote from Samuel Butler.
Did I forget I won the lotto or something
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