Question for anyone

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Just look in your drawer and wardrobe and there'll be clean ones in there - at least mine always seem to have clean kit in - very puzzling really because the ones I bung on the floor just vanish while I'm at work too.

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Take your washing machine apart. Inside you'll find the chuckling mischievious elf who always nicks a sock during the wash cycle so you end up with odd pairs.

When you find it, subject it to brutal torture. It'll soon crack.

It's likely to be those New Zealand flat worms that have been taking over the country. They'll eat anything apparently.

your crusty sock is in the bottom of one of the legs of yer kecks. I'm not sure where the other sock is

Anybody seen my socks? I'm sure I had some earlier. They were just, hang on a minute. Anyone seen my trousers?