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I always heard there were 4 types of female orgasm :-Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf she is laughing during sex it's not a good thing for you, but I suppose as long as she stopped crying it can't be that bad
The positive - oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
The negative - oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
The religious - oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God
The fake - oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity
PS it is national get at suity day isn't it?
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Thankfully SY02 goes for sense of humour more then looks. I am one seriously funny ****er though
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Who would have thought SY would have delivered once let alone multiple times, my money is on he got a substitute in
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Chin up. Once you've been negged by MF you're properly initiated.Originally posted by corndogYou really are a contemptible and vile individual, MarillionFan. FOAD.
Which reminds me -
Do you like gladiators?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostJust 7 posts and (s)he's 'got skills'
I think we need a corndog for 'personality of the year' campaign.That will really help the 'personality of the year' campaign.Originally posted by corndogYou really are a contemptible and vile individual, MarillionFan. FOAD.
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Just 7 posts and (s)he's 'got skills'Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhy can't I rep corndog
I think we need a corndog for 'personality of the year' campaign.
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No worry I did it for you.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhy can't I rep corndog
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He does seem to be forcing his feckless offspring on the rest of us? Is he Catholic?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI always thought the best contraceptive was nature's own. Children.
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I always thought the best contraceptive was nature's own. Children.
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