Comedy role of the day

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suityou01 replied

23 November 2012, 17:39
Originally posted by escapeUK View Post

Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?

I smell socks
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escapeUK replied

23 November 2012, 17:39
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree

Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?
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suityou01 replied

23 November 2012, 17:37
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.

Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree
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sasguru replied

23 November 2012, 17:02
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

ICT anybody?

Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.
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MarillionFan replied

23 November 2012, 16:59
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

ICT anybody?

Excellent. You got my offer. I asked the agent to up your rate though. When do you want to start?
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suityou01 started a topic Comedy role of the day

23 November 2012, 15:50
Comedy role of the day

Dear Mr Benger-Stevenson

A client of ours is looking for a Systems Analyst for a 6 month contract.

You will have excellent knowledge of Document Management Systems and Oracle.

The candidate will have 5 years plus experience of analysis work and evidence of high stakeholder management skills.

You will have full end to end project life cycle experience involving problem identification and solving skills: ability to challenge assumptions constructively, identify key issues and escalate as appropriate.

You will ideally have experience in website amalgamation.

The role will be paid £175 per day.

I appreciate this may be below your normal rate, so if you know anyone else that would be interested please let me know.

ICT anybody?
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