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Previously on "horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?"
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Originally posted by mattfx View Post"The first few weeks of joining weight watchers, you're just finding your feet!"
"A rotund girl came up to me once and said 'Oi! I think you're being fatist' I said no dear, you're fattest."
"David Cameron said he was going to put a cap on immigrants coming to the UK - which is wrong and against human rights - they should be able to wear what they like!"
Some of my favourite Jimmy Carr lines to hopefully maybe cheer you up a little OP. Sorry to hear of your sucky day. Hit Jobserve - seems to have been an explosion of jobs in the infrastructure sector the last couple of days Good luck.
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"The first few weeks of joining weight watchers, you're just finding your feet!"
"A rotund girl came up to me once and said 'Oi! I think you're being fatist' I said no dear, you're fattest."
"David Cameron said he was going to put a cap on immigrants coming to the UK - which is wrong and against human rights - they should be able to wear what they like!"
Some of my favourite Jimmy Carr lines to hopefully maybe cheer you up a little OP. Sorry to hear of your sucky day. Hit Jobserve - seems to have been an explosion of jobs in the infrastructure sector the last couple of days Good luck.
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RIP Catweazle.
At least 93 was a better innings than most English cricketers.
IIRC EO flounced after getting a temp ban for a dodgy photo (didn't see it so take it on the mod's word ). Ladbrokes are offering bets on whether AtW does same after being shafted out of his annual 'last post of year' competition following a similar temp ban.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Poster, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone
ok, hows about this :-
I say, I say, I say
what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?
A warm glow of satisfaction
A guaranteed flat rate
A round of applause
Revenge
etc.....
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostYikes! That's an old one!
ok
I swatted three flies tonight, two males and a female
Mrs EO asked how I could tell the difference
Well, two were on me beer cans , one was on the phone
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Ask your manager if you can introduce yourself as "a disguised employee".
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