Reply to: we done this yet? - Sorority girls gone WILD: '1 to 3' casual 'hookups' every MONTH

[Old Hack]

Let's not get on to the subject of WAM because there's still 6 hours of work today. Where's Mary Poppins? I think she prefers chocolate sauce, or was it strawberry sauce?

That did make me giggle.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mich the Tester again.

[Mich the Tester]

I believe she was also fond of that as well, or as we men used to call it, fanny batter....

Let's not get on to the subject of WAM because there's still 6 hours of work today. Where's Mary Poppins? I think she prefers chocolate sauce, or was it strawberry sauce?

[Old Hack]

I think we all know what a bukkake is. Or are there some people who don't?

Personally I prefer custard.

I believe she was also fond of that as well, or as we men used to call it, fanny batter....

[Mich the Tester]

No, I believe Bukkake is where the end product is splashed all over the face and body of the lad(y/ies) in question, multiple times. Far too messy. In a GB, it's either normally covered up, or ingested, for wont of a better way to discuss these things.

I think we all know what a bukkake is. Or are there some people who don't?

Personally I prefer custard.

[Old Hack]

I thought one was the almost inevitable consequence of the other.

No, I believe Bukkake is where the end product is splashed all over the face and body of the lad(y/ies) in question, multiple times. Far too messy. In a GB, it's either normally covered up, or ingested, for wont of a better way to discuss these things.

[Mich the Tester]

No, gang bang

I thought one was the almost inevitable consequence of the other.

[Old Hack]

Ah, I understand. Bukkake.

No, gang bang; she was the atypical greedy girl.

She may have enjoyed bukkake, but not when 'my friends' took part.

[Mich the Tester]

She was the station...

Ah, I understand. Bukkake.

[Old Hack]

And was Helen the guard's wagon, the loco or a passenger carriage?

She was the station...

[Mich the Tester]

Nope, I think not; I believe you are a man of broad mindedness

And was Helen the guard's wagon, the loco or a passenger carriage?

[hyperD]

Doesn't happen at all with me.

I may have to pay for it at this rate!

[BrilloPad]

Wait 'till the Daily Wail pick up on this.

SHOCK! HORROR! PEOPLE HAVE SEX!

It happens so infrequently these days that people need to talk about it publicly.

Back it in my youth it was commonplace.

[Old Hack]

or am I misunderstanding that?

Nope, I think not; I believe you are a man of broad mindedness

[Mich the Tester]

One girl, I shall call her Helen Christmas, was renowned for pulling trains throughout her college time.

or am I misunderstanding that?

[Old Hack]

Nothing to see here. From their own definition, this is about freshers. This is also hookups, which defines anything from kissing to shagging. 1-3 times a month, that's 36 max kissing and maybe shagging, of which most occured in October (Freshers week) and the least in June (when they'd grown into Uni life).

Seriously shoddy Journo here. When I was at Uni the first time, the start of a new year was greeted with great anticipation for the amount of shagging that would be done. I was only happy my first degree was 4 years long. I knew a great deal of girls of which 1-3 a month would be scratching the surface. One girl, I shall call her Helen Christmas, was renowned for pulling trains throughout her college time.

My only disappointment was being married through my 2nd degree and masters...