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Did nobody tell you that the protocols were a hoax?Originally posted by speling bee View PostAnother chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.
For a conspiracy theorist you're not very with it, are you?
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Another chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too
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Harsh but fair
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My little princess was up at 5 am today but a spank and some shouting was enough to make her go right back to sleep.
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Errrrr. I wouldn't boast too much. Both my kids slept through the night as babies but as soon as they could walk and talk they start to appear in our room, emerging from the darkness wailing from a nightmare or needing the toilet like something from a horror film.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAnd he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.
Quoting this for posterity.
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And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post9/10
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Our offspring prefers sky news. That said he won't be awake for another half hour. He likes his sleep.Originally posted by speling bee View PostSunday mornings are great. My little ray of sunshine has been awake since 450.
She's too young to even appreciate CBeebies.
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Sunday mornings are great. My little ray of sunshine has been awake since 450.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEr watch out, I'm shattered and very grumpy
She's too young to even appreciate CBeebies.
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