Do the Tories believe in a hidden roundhead? Sorta holding out for the resurection of Olly Cromwell
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Originally posted by FungusDon't you bet on it. The unwashed masses are a wee bit dim.
Do you think a GB government will ban washing on the grounds that: -
a) cleanliness encourages toryism
b) it's environmentally friendly to smell
c) it's better for security as the police can smell the poor and disgruntled
d) sales of cologne will increase, thus boosting the economy
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Originally posted by MailmanOn the upside he wont be leader for long!
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Originally posted by zeitghostIs that possible, BM, old chap?
I don't have a heated swimming pool for my stable of polo ponies, whereas Threaded has several, customised, all-year-round-heated lakes!
Make you sick, doesn't it?
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Originally posted by MailmanThis only works IF you are a REALLY rich, not just a mere contractor!
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Originally posted by MailmanThis only works IF you are a REALLY rich, not just a mere contractor!
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Actually this only works if you are really rich AND donate "cash for favours" to "new" liebour.
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Originally posted by Hart-flootJust think, this time next year he'll be the glorious leader.
Can't wait long enough
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Originally posted by hyperDWell, we could all take out massive loans on our companies, declare a record profit, pay ourselves a huge divi to some offshore account.
aka as doing a Philip Green
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Originally posted by FungusBrown is one of the cleverest and most devious customers on the surface of this planet. He'll side step it.
Can't wait long enough
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Well, we could all take out massive loans on our companies, declare a record profit, pay ourselves a huge divi to some offshore account.
aka as doing a Philip Green
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Brown is one of the cleverest and most devious customers on the surface of this planet. He'll side step it.
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Originally posted by John GaltHe'll deny everything and if that doesn't work he'll come out with some clever spin that will convince the plebs that really it's all for their own good
There you go then. It was all in the interests of fairness and stopping disgusting middle class shareholders from profiteering in their investment in companies thus depriving schools and hospitals of much needed revenue. The bastards.
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It'll be nice if he gets nailed for it, but that's not too likely to happen.
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He'll deny everything and if that doesn't work he'll come out with some clever spin that will convince the plebs that really it's all for their own good
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