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Previously on "If that's how you write, how's your code?"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Quoted for posterity, I don't think we'll be seeing another post like that one for a verrrryyyyy long time.
    Sad little troll. Bored are we? Bless.

    Go **** yerself btw.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Again, for the retarded. I just completed a gig, delivered on time and on budget. Went for beers with the team and PM at the end of the gig and got a bottle of 10yr old Laphroig as a leaving gift.

    Rather pisses on your bonfire there eh Spod?
    Quoted for posterity, I don't think we'll be seeing another post like that one for a verrrryyyyy long time.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    In response to a post by SY01


    PotD

    Quoted for posterity.
    Again, for the retarded. I just completed a gig, delivered on time and on budget. Went for beers with the team and PM at the end of the gig and got a bottle of 10yr old Laphroig as a leaving gift.

    Rather pisses on your bonfire there eh Spod?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    In response to a post by SY01
    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    No. But I am starting to see how you manage to regularly fall out with your clients/colleagues and end up on here bleating about it afterwards. It's the subtle blend of unwarranted arrogance mixed with unwitting incompetence that does it.
    PotD

    Quoted for posterity.

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  • hyperD
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    Hollerith constants!

    I'm getting flashbacks, I'd better lay down for a while...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Ah, halcyon days...
    Yep, I'd forgotten that one.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    "Implicit none" was useful back in FORTRAN days to catch typos in variable names.
    Ah, halcyon days...

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Does anyone use grammar checkers?
    I do, depending on the type of document obviously. They can find bloopers.

    I ignore some suggestions and a lot of the rules can be turned off.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Does anyone use grammar checkers?
    Too bloody right: Senior Dating Site for 50 Plus & Senior Singles - SeniorMatch.com

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  • pjclarke
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    'Could Of' instead of 'Could have'.

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  • pjclarke
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    Performant.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So you're agreeing with me now then petal?

    Only for Yank-originated stuff.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Was irritated by a chap who'd supplied us with a bit of embedded C that had the end banner "Finnished Loading".

    Eventually had to ask him to change it so I didn't have to hack the HEX file to fix it.

    It got tedious after the 2nd or 3rd time.
    We had the irritation of a set of apps that said "Exiting". Some users wondering what was so "exciting".

    Mind you that was better than the next job. They insisted that it took 2 seconds for a user to see a message, so forced a 2 second wait and the user would bloody well see that message whether they wanted to get on with other work or not.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I had to remove that from one of my handouts coz the esteemed couldn't understand wtf I meant by "poring".

    It's difficult to rite stuff for a reading age in single figures.
    A teacher once told me that the reading age of the tabloids varied between 5 and 7.

    And that was why Enid Blighton books were frowned on. Long before the subject matter became a problem teachers didn't like them for the reading age.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Your career, IT'S BEHIND YOU!
    Great response!

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