Reply to: If that's how you write, how's your code?

[suityou01]

Quoted for posterity, I don't think we'll be seeing another post like that one for a verrrryyyyy long time.

Sad little troll. Bored are we? Bless.

Go **** yerself btw.

[SupremeSpod]

Again, for the retarded. I just completed a gig, delivered on time and on budget. Went for beers with the team and PM at the end of the gig and got a bottle of 10yr old Laphroig as a leaving gift.

Rather pisses on your bonfire there eh Spod?

Quoted for posterity, I don't think we'll be seeing another post like that one for a verrrryyyyy long time.

[suityou01]

In response to a post by SY01


PotD

Quoted for posterity.

Again, for the retarded. I just completed a gig, delivered on time and on budget. Went for beers with the team and PM at the end of the gig and got a bottle of 10yr old Laphroig as a leaving gift.

Rather pisses on your bonfire there eh Spod?

[SupremeSpod]

In response to a post by SY01

No. But I am starting to see how you manage to regularly fall out with your clients/colleagues and end up on here bleating about it afterwards. It's the subtle blend of unwarranted arrogance mixed with unwitting incompetence that does it.

PotD

Quoted for posterity.

[hyperD]

Hollerith constants!

I'm getting flashbacks, I'd better lay down for a while...

[mudskipper]

Ah, halcyon days...

Yep, I'd forgotten that one.

[hyperD]

"Implicit none" was useful back in FORTRAN days to catch typos in variable names.

Ah, halcyon days...

[Doggy Styles]

Does anyone use grammar checkers?

I do, depending on the type of document obviously. They can find bloopers.

I ignore some suggestions and a lot of the rules can be turned off.

[darmstadt]

Does anyone use grammar checkers?

Too bloody right: Senior Dating Site for 50 Plus & Senior Singles - SeniorMatch.com

[pjclarke]

'Could Of' instead of 'Could have'.

[pjclarke]

Performant.

[Sysman]

So you're agreeing with me now then petal?

Only for Yank-originated stuff.

[Sysman]

Was irritated by a chap who'd supplied us with a bit of embedded C that had the end banner "Finnished Loading".

Eventually had to ask him to change it so I didn't have to hack the HEX file to fix it.

It got tedious after the 2nd or 3rd time.

We had the irritation of a set of apps that said "Exiting". Some users wondering what was so "exciting".

Mind you that was better than the next job. They insisted that it took 2 seconds for a user to see a message, so forced a 2 second wait and the user would bloody well see that message whether they wanted to get on with other work or not.

[Sysman]

I had to remove that from one of my handouts coz the esteemed couldn't understand wtf I meant by "poring".

It's difficult to rite stuff for a reading age in single figures.

A teacher once told me that the reading age of the tabloids varied between 5 and 7.

And that was why Enid Blighton books were frowned on. Long before the subject matter became a problem teachers didn't like them for the reading age.

[Sysman]

Your career, IT'S BEHIND YOU!

Great response!