Unrequited love

[Old Hack]

Once knew a woman,
7 foot tall,
Fanny in the kitchen,
Tits in the hall......

Etc, etc

[DimPrawn]

It has taken many years for me to realise that the best cure of unrequited love is go and find some sex crazed woman half your age and shag the brains out of her day in and day out.

After that you'll realize that all this one way "love" stuff is a waste of time.

[TestMangler]

Do you f**k on first dates,
Does your dad own a brewery,
Can i feel your t*ts,
Or would you show 'em to me ?
If the answer is no,
To me questions above,
Then be a good sport and give me the name,
Of a good friend who does.

[Gibbon]

WRONG not, sweet empress of my heart,
The merit of true passion,
With thinking that he feels no smart,
That sues for no compassion.

Silence in love bewrays more woe
Than words, though ne'er so witty:
A beggar that is dumb, you know,
May challenge double pity.

Then wrong not, dearest to my heart,
My true, though secret passion;
He smarteth most that hides his smart,
And sues for no compassion.

Sir Walter Raleigh

Anybody suffered from this, the sweetest of agonies.