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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhat is this 'girls cum' of with you speak ? Do they not just ask for the money at the end ???
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDid she go 'oooh, aaah'? Some girls cum laude than others you know.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDid you get an up 'er first ??
Did she go 'oooh, aaah'? Some girls cum laude than others you know.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDid you get an up 'er first ??
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Originally posted by zeitghostWell that's good.
I now have a PhD from St. Cunnilingus University.
Sorted.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostA tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLooking on the bright side; up until the last few years maths and physics graduates would have been employed by banks to calculate the complete lack of risk in lending your money and my money to an unemployed crack addicted single mother who wants to buy a SUV and a large house in Detroit.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostOn the whole, you're probably right. Though I was talking to a new agent last week that had a degree in Maths (she was actually pretty good as an individual - shame her agency were such spam merchants that I removed my CV from their database). Another one I know has a Physics degree (really nice guy, but set me up with some total deadbeats - he didn't really have that killer instinct you need to be able to cut out the timewasters and tyre kickers).
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostA tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostA tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
Magic Mill- Create a fake college diploma
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A tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
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