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Previously on "You've got to love a tryer....."

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    I dare you to respond offering to take her up the OXO tower to discuss further
    Now that's just smutty.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    As I am going to “take you to market” in order to secure that next career move,
    I dare you to respond offering to take her up the OXO tower to discuss further

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    What is this 'girls cum' of with you speak ? Do they not just ask for the money at the end ???
    That's called a summa cum laude.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Did she go 'oooh, aaah'? Some girls cum laude than others you know.
    What is this 'girls cum' of with you speak ? Do they not just ask for the money at the end ???

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Did you get an up 'er first ??


    Did she go 'oooh, aaah'? Some girls cum laude than others you know.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Did you get an up 'er first ??

    Don't knock it, you only need O levels to go there

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Well that's good.

    I now have a PhD from St. Cunnilingus University.

    Sorted.
    Did you get an up 'er first ??

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    A tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
    She did sound quite young if I'm honest.

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Looking on the bright side; up until the last few years maths and physics graduates would have been employed by banks to calculate the complete lack of risk in lending your money and my money to an unemployed crack addicted single mother who wants to buy a SUV and a large house in Detroit.
    Reminds me of that fictional software package written by Richard MacDuff in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. The one that latched onto the fact that most people don't want computers to tell them things they don't wish to know, but rather would prefer to start with an unlikely premise and have the computer work out the logical steps that would allow them to come to their desired conclusion. Thereby causing banks to give car loans to people that couldn't afford it, but in ways that appeared entirely logical in retrospect, even when they subsequently went on to wrap their new purchases around a lamp post the very next week. Douglas Adams was a man that was way ahead of his time.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    On the whole, you're probably right. Though I was talking to a new agent last week that had a degree in Maths (she was actually pretty good as an individual - shame her agency were such spam merchants that I removed my CV from their database). Another one I know has a Physics degree (really nice guy, but set me up with some total deadbeats - he didn't really have that killer instinct you need to be able to cut out the timewasters and tyre kickers).
    Looking on the bright side; up until the last few years maths and physics graduates would have been employed by banks to calculate the complete lack of risk in lending your money and my money to an unemployed crack addicted single mother who wants to buy a SUV and a large house in Detroit.

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Sounds a bit too academic for an agent.

    Magic Mill- Create a fake college diploma
    On the whole, you're probably right. Though I was talking to a new agent last week that had a degree in Maths (she was actually pretty good as an individual - shame her agency were such spam merchants that I removed my CV from their database). Another one I know has a Physics degree (really nice guy, but set me up with some total deadbeats - he didn't really have that killer instinct you need to be able to cut out the timewasters and tyre kickers whilst identifying and concentrating on those clients with real projects to discuss).

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    A tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
    She certainly hasn't got a degree in English......

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    A tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).
    Sounds a bit too academic for an agent.

    Magic Mill- Create a fake college diploma

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  • Support Monkey
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    get in there, secure that next career move while you can

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  • Gentile
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    A tenner says she's less than six months out of University. Where she was probably taking a History of Art degree (no disrespect to mudskipper! ).

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