Who's wearing an England team shirt?

[Churchill]

Just looked at the telly, how comes Emmerdale farm is on so late now? Is there loads of sex and drugs in it now?

It's no longer called "Emmerdale Farm" - <ahem>so I believe...

[darmstadt]

Just looked at the telly, how comes Emmerdale farm is on so late now? Is there loads of sex and drugs in it now?

[Fungus]

I was out walking in a nature reserve on Saturday. I passed some people with a white dog. The dog had a red cross painted on it so that from above it looked like a dog shaped St. George's Cross. Bleedin' chavs. Get back to yer council estates and burnt out cars.

[mcquiggd]

Isn't that a poster sponsored by the scottish executive.....?

(Glasgow council tried to ban normal glass in pubs due to the amount of violence but backed down a couple of days ago).

[TheMonkey]

I looked like that when someone bottled me a few years ago.

[TheMonkey]

I'm wearing a German Army standard issue shirt. I'm not going out in it though.

[mcquiggd]

Well Michael Owen won't be for a while....

[Mordac]

Proles game - Exhibit A

[threaded]

I am. Only to annoy the Swedes in the office. Can't stand football myself, it's a proles game.