Reply to: Paymaster General Dawn Primarolo

Re: they just don't "deliver the benefits".

"I'd definitely lend her one!"

At least you could tell easily if she was faking it judging from her past acting exploits.

In the remake which she was in there is a scene where she has two big dogs called pete and dud.

Re: they just don't "deliver the benefits".

Liz Hurley?

I would!

I'd definitely lend her one!

Spod - In "Preparing for a move into Yarkshire" mode!

Re: they just don't "deliver the benefits".

Indeed, threaded.

Rather than dream up a nightmarishly complex scheme to give the low paid back the tax they pay, how about just not collecting it in the first place?

It would be an interesting exercise to see to what level the lower income tax threshold could be raised if all the money expended on processing tax credits, plus the value of the credits themselves, were put towards raising that bottom level. How ironic it would be if that exceeded the social value of implementing the scheme in the first place (which would seem almost a given).

Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

Liz Hurley actually had a rather nice ass in that film. Especially when wearing the clingy red catsuit.

Check out the 1987 film 'Aria'; it features a young Liz

they just don't "deliver the benefits".

Yes, and I know what benefits those are: a mountain of civil servants who'll all vote New Lie, bungs to the likes of EDS and the poor being made to pay for it all.

If they made it simpler there would actually be more money available, because they are then not wasting it on civil savants, and more poor families could be brought out of poverty.

But, oh no, can't do that in this brave new world of New Lie double think.

Stringing up from lamposts is too good for 'em.

Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

Liz Hurley actually had a rather nice ass in that film. Especially when wearing the clingy red catsuit.

Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

Some dickslap from the IFS was just on the BBC news saying that benefit systems have to be complex otherwise they just don't "deliver the benefits".

Knob.

Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

An all time classic underrated film in my humble opinion and tons better than the half @rsed version that Liz Hurley was in.

Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

Spot on Tony E. Well done that man.

I guess you can claim that £5.

Mansun

Song for Dawn:

He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool
Taxloss lover if the truth be told
Taxloss lover still lives in the War
Taxloss lover touching 74
Ah, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
We think you are stupid
We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
We'll sell you down the river
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you

Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
You're a taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss

He'll be your taxloss lover and his name is Bert
Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
Your taxloss lover into kinky sex
Your taxloss lover wears a cracking dress

Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
You'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
We're a taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss

Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
A taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss

Taxloss, mod rock
Junk pop, chart hop
Mop top, swap shop
Who'd you nick your cliche off

Italian Death

They all die of lung cancer or in car crashes.

So there's hope for Franco yet?

Re: re

When the day is dawning
On a Swindon Sunday morning
How I long to be there
With Dawn who's waiting for me there
Every lonely city where I hang my hat
Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

Is this the way to Primarolo ?
Every night she steals my last Rolo,
Dreaming dreams of substitution
and test case law to save my skin

Show me the way to Primarolo
at this rate I'll be on the dole o
Crying over Primarolo
Where Hector sits in wait for me

Substitution la la lala lalala
MOO la la lala lalala
Go direct ha ha haha hahaha
And sweet FA in the bank account

There's an alarm bell ringing
Hear the song of Hector that it's singing
For the sweet Dawn
And the guy who's coming to inspect for her

It's beyond the pale, she's a blatent kunt
And she keeps me working through the wind and rain

Is this the way to Primarolo....

Re: re

how did pasta get a reputation as a healthy food

Because Italians don't die (as often) of heart disease. They all die of lung cancer or in car crashes.

We all die of heart attacks, so pasta is good.

Welcome to the world of New Liebore.

Re: re

By the way, how did pasta get a reputation as a healthy food? In most cases, it is no better than peeled spuds and white bread.

I never claimed it was healthy, only cheap.

Re: re

Red Dawn is one of the most annoying "personalities" in NL.
She is obviously not qualified to do the job with a BA in Soc. Sci. So how did she get it?

I reckon she has something on old Tone and has been given the job to keep her quiet. :rolleyes